Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Tom Macon loves bacon!


Tom Macon loves bacon!


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15 comments:

  1. Tom Macon is insane. Who could possibly love bacon that much? Tom, do you have a job? If my taxes are buying your bacon, I'm going to be really pissed off. And Tom, lose some weight before the bacon fat clogs your arteries and gives you a gosh-dern heart attack or stroke.

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  2. Ron, shut the heck up. Bacon is like major nutritious. Who doesn't like bacon? If you don't like bacon, then why the #u@$ are you on Tom Macon's blog?

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  3. Tom,

    Lose some weight bro, before its too late... your bacon-loving gut is out of control.

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  4. For Tom Macon the attraction to bacon seems to go well beyond the realms of what is normal and begins to become something somewhat abnormal.

    While there are many possible explanations of this bacon fixation I believe that two things in particular are most likely the cause of this.

    The first of which is internal conflict within Tom Macon's psyche. It is likely that Tom is subconsciously dealing with his repressed sexual desires by fixating on bacon. As is often seen, abnormal behaviors are often caused by the defense mechanisms we use in dealing with the Oedipal forces that act on our psyche: for Tom Macon his sexual attraction to his mother is dealt with by displacing it onto the inanimate object of bacon. This allows him to fully express it, instead of repressing such desires.

    Another likely source that may be contributing to this fixation is Tom Macon's self-image; he sees himself as a man and to promote and defend this image of his manliness he has subconsciously created a love for bacon. So every time he blogs about bacon and it's tastiness he's dealing with something that is reinforcing his projected image of himself as a manly type of man. Thus he's actively defending his manliness through the compulsion over sliced pork belly.

    I strongly advise that he seek appropriate psychological help before this develops into something far worse.

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  5. Chef Danny PerkinsJanuary 3, 2012 at 3:45 PM

    Vince, what the heck was that all about? Did you just call Tom Macon a Mother Fucker? You are way to rude for this blog.

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  6. Alright, cool it before we get kicked off... I just finished taking a Psychology class at the university and was just having some fun with Tom.

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  7. Tom, are you on the Adkins diet and using bacon as your protein source? Dude, it looks like you ate Dr. Atkins!

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  8. Tom, I know a good dentist that I can refer you to.

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  9. Megan Leighten-FischburneJanuary 10, 2012 at 10:21 AM

    OMG Tom!!! oink oink!!!, do you really live in a singlewide mobile home and eat pig flesh? Surely you can't be serious about loving Smithfield bacon this much? Maybe you need help? Our church has a vegan group that meets every tuesday at the Good Hope Baptist Temple on 2nd Street. You are more than welcome to attend. We focus on breaking habits that hurt ourselves and society. Eating meat hurts you and society. It takes about 7 lbs of grain to produce a single pound of pork bacon. Now does that make sense? Also, PETA can help. Go to: http://www.peta.org/features/15-reasons-not-to-eat-bacon.aspx and see 15 reasons not to eat bacon! Tom Macon, GET OFF THE BACON!

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  10. Megan, why is a veghead on this site anyway? Shouldn't you be visiting sites that focus on the love for salad?

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  11. @Anonymous - dec 31.

    I totally agree with you yo! Why is this guy on this website looking around if he ain't gonna like it? Are you serious? what has happened to people these days! They really need to get them self's check out dog..

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  12. This guy needs a mouth check up from the dentist, not a lady though.. she would throw up in his mouth.

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  13. Felicia van HelvertFebruary 16, 2012 at 7:22 PM

    Why are people so mean these days? this guy is happy with his life. More respect would be nice

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  14. Because were all trolls muhahah :D

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  15. But we all know trolls have no life. So get off if yours going to be an ass.

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