Tom, I just don't get why you like bacon so much. Seriously dude, do you have a job? Is this the best use of your free time? Can you buy bacon with food stamps? Please tell me you're kidding.
I divorced my wife because she burnt the bacon on our wedding night. I couldn't even stomach the sight of her anymore. I told her to put on her clothes and we got an annulment. Then I sued her for 2 pounds of damaged bacon. How could she. Some women think that men aren't sensitive. Well, I've remained single all these years because of her bacon abuse. Go figure, right?
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ReplyDeleteTom, I just don't get why you like bacon so much. Seriously dude, do you have a job? Is this the best use of your free time? Can you buy bacon with food stamps? Please tell me you're kidding.
ReplyDeleteI divorced my wife because she burnt the bacon on our wedding night. I couldn't even stomach the sight of her anymore. I told her to put on her clothes and we got an annulment. Then I sued her for 2 pounds of damaged bacon. How could she. Some women think that men aren't sensitive. Well, I've remained single all these years because of her bacon abuse. Go figure, right?
ReplyDeleteDelbert,
ReplyDeleteI am truly sorry for what you have endured. Some women can handle their man and a frying pan at the same time. Give joint bacon cooking another try.