So for all of you that have been wondering where a bacon-lover like Tom Macon comes from; I thought it easier to just show you than describe it with flowery words of prose.... enjoy!
Thanks AirWorksInflatables.com for your inspirational assistance.
P.S. I will not be showing you what happens at the end of the happy journey of a Bacon Cheeseburger... that's just sick John Anthony from Denver, Colorado.
A picture is worth a thousand words, and a video is "priceless"!
ReplyDeleteTom, its funny that we fight as a newborn to get out of it... and then spend the rest of our male lives trying to get back in.
Bacon makes me forget how stupid we really are at times. You are my Socrates. Just don't drink the hemlock laced Kool-Aid.
I believe that's pretty inventive. I don't see why this is on here though, doesn't make alot of since.
ReplyDeleteMight be on here to show that bacon is so good it makes baby's? lol
ReplyDeleteTom did say that bacon was an aphrodisiac. My wife had me eat about 18 pieces and I have been rock hard for the past 15 hours. I might need to go to the hospital or something. Does anyone know what the antidote for overdosing on bacon is? And I tried slamming it in a door, and it didn't help. And now my door is messed up. It is no fun fixing a broken door with a dangling distraction... HELP!
ReplyDeleteBuddy, I don't know how to solve the bacon-potency situation, but I can help on the door. I suggest you go to Home Depot and let one of their staff help. (With the door that is)
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!! That guy that last posted before me just cracked me up! That must be a big freaking door
ReplyDeleteThis post should have been titled, "Epic Meal", not the one with the bacon tree! So Tom, where do you get one of those inflatable vaginas anyway? Shouldn't you be wearing a condem? Or at least a rain coat!
ReplyDeleteThat is just wrong Tom Macon...
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